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Created April 17, 2008 |
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Meat Market Mayhem
Last Updated: July 2008
If you're up for some wild action to celebrate the bachelor's last night of "freedom," here's a Chicago Trolley pub crawl where you can bribe the ladies so that the bachelor thinks he's "still got it":
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The Hook
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Directions to the Next Place
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| Zella | 1983 N. Clybourn |
Though a bit pretentious with meal prices to match, Zella offers some top Lincoln Park talent along with an excellent beer garden. |
Board the Chicago Trolley, and have the driver shoot north up Racine, and west (left) onto School until Southport. | 7:00-8:15 |
To book a trolley, please contact Chicago Trolley for pricing & availability: Chicago Trolley & Double Decker Co. Your pub crawl agenda is completely up to you. If you'd like to hire a guide, please be sure to mention that when you contact Chicago Trolley. |
| Schoolyard Tavern | 3258 N. Southport |
Schoolyard is one of the few "over 23" bars in the city and is stocked with Lakeview hotties. |
South along Southport, southeast (left) along Lincoln, and east (left) onto Wrightwood. | 8:30-9:45 | |
| Grand Central | 950 W. Wrightwood | One of the latest pick-up joints to open in Lincoln Park, it's loud & obnoxious and you're going to love it. |
Wrightwood east, north (left) on Clark until right before Addison. | 10:00-11:15 | |
| John Barleycorn's Wrigleyville | 3524 N. Clark |
Never has a cover, always has lots of hot women and there's a huge dance floor upstairs; Moe's Cantina is the Mexican version next door with phenomenal kabobs (under the same ownership) and Red Ivy across the street offers a somewhat more upscale and trendier version of the same. |
South down Clark Street, and east (left) onto Division. | 11:30-1:00 | |
| Finn McCool's | 15 W. Division | They charge a cover up to $10, but it's the best chance you're going to get to see flashing chicks (upstairs). | 1:15-4:00 (5:00 Sat) |
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