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1603 N. Lakeshore Dr. (1600N, 200E)
Chicago
(773) 281-1200
There are few things in
Chicago that are better than being at the lakefront in
the summertime, especially when you're having a margarita at Castaways Bar
& Grill. Most beer gardens offer a view of the surrounding brick walls, the
sites and sounds of the nearest alley, or are really sidewalk cafés whose
potted plants attempt to absorb all the bus and taxi exhaust. Castaways
instead offers a superb vista where you can take in the tranquility of Lake
Michigan, amateur beach volleyball matches and your fill of Chicago's finest hard-bodies. If that's not enough for you, Castaways also serves a halfway
decent selection of pub grub, doles out a steady stream of frozen
specialties, and often features cover bands. What more could you want when
the weather's warm at the only bar in Chicago along the lake?
Castaways can be found smack dab in the middle of the North Avenue Street Beach. To get there, just follow North Ave. until it hits the lake or take the lakefront path until it reaches the southern edge of the volleyball courts. There, you'll find what looks like a small, permanently docked ocean liner, complete with red smokestacks, painted life preservers, a white hull with blue trim and a plethora of multicolored patio umbrellas. If you drive, don't expect to find any parking in the wholly inadequate lot adjacent to the establishment, unless you don't mind circling for an hour until you're lucky enough to find someone leaving right in front of you. Bikers and rollerbladers also take note: watch out for volleyballs spiked at your head and the horde of unsupervised children that run willy-nilly between the water and the first floor of what is officially known as the North Avenue Beach House, which features locker rooms, restroom facilities and outdoor showers that help to wash all the sand off (except for that bit between your toes). Castaways itself can be found on the second floor of the boathouse, accessible via one of two staircases located within each of the smokestacks (reminiscent of the Normandy, depicted behind the bar at Simon's in Andersonville).
Although not short on space, the black-painted metal patio tables can be
as difficult to come by as a come-from-behind victory by the
Cubs. Your best
bet to get a seat is in the late afternoon hours on the weekends and before
the volleyball leagues finish during the week (between 7 and 8pm). Here,
waitresses flitter around sporadically, taking orders from a fairly
standard menu of appetizers –
highlighted by the Louisiana Popcorn (deep-fried spicy crawfish served with
honey mustard) and the Ravioli Espańol
(deep-fried ravioli stuffed with spicy cheese and salsa for dipping)
– as well as salads, burgers, and
sandwiches ($8 each, on average). Dessert features both mint chocolate chip
and cookies & cream ice cream cake. The food is good, but you might have to
wait up to a half hour for it to reach your table so don't arrive famished.
Not surprisingly, the drinks selection predominantly centers around the
frozen concoctions that help you hang on: margaritas (regular and mango),
pińa coladas, hurricanes, mai tais,
electric lemonades, and daiquiris, all for $6. Castaways also offers a
smattering of domestic brews ($3.50), wine ($6 a glass or $24-$34 per
bottle), Gatorade ($3.25) and, in odd retro fashion, a selection of soda
including RC and Diet Rite. A walk-up bar that serves all of the above can be found
facing the beach, between fake
palm trees and towards the north end of Castaways. A service window serving food
only is located at the south end.

In my
opinion, Castaways is at its best from Tuesday through Thursday, following
volleyball, when the bar has a great vibe (though very crowded) and
features 16-ounce tallboys of Budweiser and Miller for $4. The only
drawback at these times is when Castaways plays host to private parties. I
remember being there one night when half of the entire bar was closed for a
private party that barely drew 50 people. It turned out to be one of the
lamest parties I've ever seen – bad
music, a terrible DJ, and even worse dancing. Uggh. On a refreshing note, the bar once hosted a $20 all-you-can-drink deal
from 7-11pm (which is quite common on the weekends). A long queue formed of people waiting to get in
and,
inevitably, three attractive girls with hip-hugger jeans and plenty of
attitude sauntered past everyone and straight up to the front of the line,
expecting to use their looks to get in. The bouncer, being a once-removed
City of Chicago employee and not prone to the bullshit
favoritism common with most other bouncers in this city, firmly rebuffed
these ladies and the entire line savored their walk of shame to the back. Poetic justice my friends...
Weekends at Castaways feature live music, primarily playing rock and retro
cover tunes, and occasional DJs. "Tiki
Beach" can also be found, hosted by Chicago-Scene.com on Monday nights
at from 7-11pm (which attracts some of Lincoln Park's finest), there are
frequent broadcasts at Castaways by
The Zone 94.7 FM, and the bar also offers prime seating during
the
Chicago Air & Water Show held every August. In lieu of performances and
special events, the staff will throw on a CD (and will hopefully take it
off before it's played three times in a row). Bathing suit attire and bare
feet are more than welcome at all times.
Castaways,
as part of the North Avenue Beach House, has become one of the crown jewels
of the Chicago Park District.
The structure before it was a nearly identical boathouse that was erected
in 1939 and later received landmark status. However, considering its
dilapidated nature, the Chicago Park District received permission to tear
it down and they replaced it in May 2000 with the $8 million structure you
see that serves 6.5 million people per year today. In addition to Castaways
and the locker room, the 22,000 square foot North Avenue Beach House
features the Ice Cream Café, Beachside Burgers, lifeguard stations and a
rental office for bikes, chairs and volleyball equipment. Castaways itself
is actually managed as part of the Stefani empire, which also includes the
Riva Café,
Chango Loco,
Stefani's,
Harborside Golf Course,
Burnham Harbor,
Tavern
on Rush,
437
Rush, and
Tuscany on Clark. Considering that 80% of the lakefront is public
property, Castaways is truly unique as the only bar on Lake Michigan.
Castaways is a far cry from the rat-infested dump that it was before and has easily become one of the best beer gardens in Chicago. Kudos goes to the city and the park district for not only renovating the structure into a top-notch facility, but also for opening up the management of the Castaways space to Stefani. One can only imagine what it would be like if the bar and grill where operated by the city [insert cold shiver here]. The only major drawback to Castaways is that, as the place fills up, the quality of service drops exponentially. If you can stand that, there's no better way to spend an afternoon or evening than to have some food and drinks while gazing over Lake Michigan and the Chicago skyline. Unfortunately, all things must come to an end and that certainly affects Castaways; the incredibly popular bar & grill only keeps restaurant-like hours (the joint shuts at 11:00pm) and stay open only until the end of September (no Indian Summer festivities at Castaways...). My advice: head to Castaways during the week after work. From this vantage point, you can catch the bathing beauties before they go home, watch the volleyball leagues and boats on the lake, and appreciate the two months of Chicago summer. For more information, check out the Castaways Bar & Grill website. All aboard!
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written by Sean Parnell